normally, i wouldn't watch tv because WoW was entertaining enough. here recently, i have turned on the telly for the first time in a long time. what i turned it on to, Toddlers & Tiaras. if this were to be any other night, i would change the channel, but something odd struck me. a Jenga block must have fallen out of my chemical make-up tower because i kept watching it. it began to fascinate me. during commercials, i questioned myself, "why am i watching this? this seems like child abuse." but it got to the point that i began shouting at the tv, "Olivia is loudmouth bitch and better not get Ultimate Supreme!" really alex? really? i swear, i have a soul, but i honestly did enjoy it. i enjoyed it so much that i watched 5 hours of it. yes. five full back-to-back episodes of Toddlers & Tiaras. i feel ashamed and remorseful. this is unacceptable behavior for anyone with integrity.
... i will be watching tonight as well.
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